Don`t Insult Wayne Rooney

Submitted by: superboy0317 8 years ago Sports
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More proof that American"s will never understand English football.
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Male 239
Understand football?

Understand it?

Are you kidding?

What part of kicking a spherical object into a mesh-lined receptical is it that you find so dauntingly confusing?

I confess that my understanding of say, quantum mechanics is limited - but my comprehension of soccer is quite sound.

Looks like somebody is desperate to find something - anything - that they`re better at. Is that really all you`ve got?

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Female 233
superboy0317
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
0 Posts Thursday, May 08, 2008 11:23:55 AM
Link: Don`t Insult Wayne Rooney [Rate Link] - More proof that American`s will never understand English football.

Sweetheart, some of us actually watch soccer. And plus, I`ve been a Man. Utd. fan for 6 years now, so I know his temper. It`s actually gotten better, but he`s still someone I wouldn`t piss off.

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Male 317
1. Football/Soccer players are all pu$$ies but the game is fun.
2. Im not saying that they are poo, they are good at what they do but they are still over-paid pussies.
3. Rooney is a rooster munch.
4. Any rugby player will f*ck any football/soccer player up.
4.
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Male 43
"Americans will never understand English football"

Hell, even I don`t understand "English" football. WTF is the big deal, watching a bunch of men running around in tight shorts, touching each other and having wet t-shirt competitions like nancys?

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Male 57
Hey look at me I watch FSC too! Football is slowly but surely growing in the states.
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Male 962
F*ck soccer. Cricket and rugby FTW.
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Male 219
"...I ducked...
I`m embarrassed."

I ducked a bit too ;)

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Male 1,365
F*ck soccer...I want Hockey, hockey, and more hockey...and f*ck american rules football also. Go Red Wings!!! F*ck the Dallas Stars..... I hope they get their arses handed to them on a plate. Soccer is for taints.
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Male 16
Rooney rocks he is the best striker in the world
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Male 29
""Beckham is really overrated, why did we even let him play here."
Beckham is was one of the best players in the world by far. Even when he plays for england know he brings something on the pitch no1 else can. He can pin point a pass to anybody on the field. I think its more to do with him playing for a crap team
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Male 1,231
Hey, Its shrek!
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Male 125
He`s Fat. He`s Scouse. He`s probably robbed your house. WAYNE ROONEY....WAYNE ROONEY.
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Male 34
@spikyfred
Man U only has to beat Wigan. Goal difference will take care of the rest.

Champions League is where its at.

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Male 279
Football is for european what baseball is to the states, trying explaining a frenchy what he`s supposed to do when he hit a baseball, and let him speak for hours about football :) the opposite is also true xD
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Male 730
Predictable? yah, I guess. but still, oh, so gratifying!! lol ANY athlete would have done the same thing! Freaky little director anyway!
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Male 54
I don`t really like Rooney but its a good advert.
Wasn`t aware only england played that type of football though. Thought it was bit more widespread than that....
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Male 169
wow, funny video. guess you have to be english to realy appreciate it.
some other good points on this thread
yes, i do feel bad by liking a nike advert
yes, david beckham is overrated
yes, american soccer is of a poor standard
yes, wane rooney does look like shreek
yes, the champions league final isnt till 21/5, should be agood game. pitty liverpool isnt there
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Male 128
domisgood is getting a little ahead of himself. Champions league final isn`t for two weeks and Chelsea and Man U are tied in the league table right now.
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Male 2,372
The main thing here really is about the misuse of the apostrophe in the title. :-)
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Male 7,933
fcuk you domisgood, Drogba is my favorite player.
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Male 4,867
wayne rooney, champion of manchester United, winners of the premiership for 2 consecutive years and winners of the champions league.

if u support chelsea, then fcuk u

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Male 252
That was funny.
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Male 7,933
""Beckham is really overrated, why did we even let him play here."
Because American football (yes I said football, deal with it) teams suck."

They are kicking his ass here. He doesn`t have great numbers. And part of the reason why American soccer sucks is because many players leave to european nations to play. It just shows he is doing bad in a bad league.

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Male 7,933
"omg you`ll never guess what i just saw rooney do"

Piss in Gordon Browns office???

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Male 240
"Beckham is really overrated, why did we even let him play here."
Because American football (yes I said football, deal with it) teams suck.
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Female 69
That reminded me EXACTLY of Shrek playing football
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Male 4
omg you`ll never guess what i just saw rooney do
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Male 7,933
"I try to hate corporate virals, but this one is very funny. I hate the fact that by discussing the video we are promoting Nike and lining the pockets of corporate tossers."

Nike makes great shoes. Have you seen the Jordan XX3 or CP`s or Kobe V3? Capitalism and cheap Malaysian workers who are glad to be working have brought me these. I thank you Nike!

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Male 7,933
THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Rooney is the only english soccer player I like (yeah I said soccer, deal with it!). Beckham is really overrated, why did we even let him play here.
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Male 476
I try to hate corporate virals, but this one is very funny. I hate the fact that by discussing the video we are promoting Nike and lining the pockets of corporate tossers.
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Male 315
...I ducked...

I`m embarrassed.

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Male 1,024
good ending.
sort of funny, if not completely staged video editing.
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Female 795
Rooney! Rooney!
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Male 4,867
RONNEY ROONEY ROONEY

MAN UTD FAITHFULL

MasterFu: Poorly acted.
hes not an actor dumass, hes one of the best football players in the world

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Female 775
I would do the same thing..
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Male 188
He was aiming for the goal. Contemptible little wankoid.
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Female 775
I would do the same thing..
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Female 239
"Pendants get on my tits"

This statement was funnier than the video

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Male 211
He looks like a troll.
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Male 100
(1) Predictable.

(2) Annoying.

(3) Boring.

(4) Poorly acted.

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Male 219
That was boring.
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Male 258
goal!
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Male 44
NoDoodIdeas:A misplaced apostraphe, a colon, and a meaning changes.

Incorrect spelling of apostrophe and a nearly meaningless sentence fragment......(Yes I realise mine is also a sentence fragment)

Pendants get on my tits


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Male 2,576
Nogood: That would be "Americans` Will"

And in the header it should be "Americans

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Male 1,053
Lol just put it where you want it **thwack** hits wife...
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Male 125
American`s will: Never understand English football.

A misplaced apostraphe, a colon, and a meaning changes.

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Male 1,556
LoL that was put together very well.
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Female 512
pwned
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Male 12
Link: Don`t Insult Wayne Rooney [Rate Link] - More proof that American`s will never understand English football.
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