Advice To The Lovelorn [Pic]

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 4 years ago Funny

What"s your advice, I-A-B ?
There are 35 comments:
Male 646
My advice is to delete OldOllie`s internet.
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Male 261
Keep him. He`s awesome.
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Male 101
Damn,I hate Star Wars.
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Female 365
Duh. Put your hair up and ask him to call you Princess Lay-me.
Let shenanigans ensue.
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Male 1,569
Just say: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo......
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Male 15,832
If you`re both 12 or under, just call him Darth Kickass. However, if you`re older than 12, dump him. He`s a f***tard loser, and he always will be.
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Male 13,624
Gerry1of1
Reminds me of a old joke
New guy gets thrown in a cell with this huge bad hairy guy
its coming to lights out time,
Big hairy guy says to newbie,
`I like to play moms and dads, who would you like to be tonight`
new guy thinks, and says
`I`ll be the dad`
`Ok says big hairy guy`
`I`ll be mom then, come here and suck mommas C ock`
ahem
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Male 13,624
sport a huge strap on dildo,
and tell him `im going to enter your dark side`
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Female 4,349
obvious, call him darth kickass and get on with life.
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Male 5,558
Dress up as Leia and give him a BJ.
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Male 1,558
That`s what a 12 year old mind does
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Male 3,081
If this is the only childish thing your boyfriend does to wind you up then I`d say you`ve found yourself a keeper. However if it is really bothering you do the same back to him...every time he tries to touch you up just say `these aren`t they titties you are looking for.`
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Male 4,893

Do what he says, and get back in the kitchen.
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Male 224
Marry him would be my advice.
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Male 3,842
If he hasn`t done his chores yet, tell him:

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you wash the dishes, nor given you telekinesis to take out the garbage."

He will probably try to force-choke you. Act like you are being choked and he`ll think he really has the force. Then fake it in bed.
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Male 1,950
ORRRRRR...
You can wear this around the house and wait until his blood boils...


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Male 11,740
Kick him in the nuts. Then when he`s laying on the floor in the fetal position stand over him and say "Who`s YOUR daddy Darth?"
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Male 550
Do as he asks; Kick his ass and get a new boyfriend.
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Male 1,950
My guess is, if you throw his poo out on the lawn and call the cops, he`ll stop acting like a childish dickhead, at least for a moment. Problem solved. NEXT!
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Male 143
Tell him to buy a life.....they`re on sale at WalMart.
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Female 857
...use the force.
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Male 36,374
New boyfriend: find one! Preferably a Star Trek fan...
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Female 232
Marry him. He`s a keeper.
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Male 1,229
@Gerry: in your case the same instruction apply unless you prefer a different character. Even being gay, the Princess Leia outfit could still work with enough imagination.

using your best Yoda voice say the follwing:

Get me a towel bitch!

Oooooh, feeeeeel the Fooooorce

Like the little green thing, you do!
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Male 579
Wow... a preview of Episode 7? Was this okayed by Disney?
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Male 37,888

LOL @ bluevayero
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Male 505
@bluevayero 50% funny 50% disturbing
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Male 505
Get a video cam and swear you will never let anyone else see it...
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Male 226
Gerry1of1 "What if it`s a guy asking the question?"
dress like Luke and ask "what do you want daddy?"
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Male 14,330
Play with his lightsaber!
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Male 2,143
Leave quickly...
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Male 37,888

insane ai, [quote]"Dress up like Princess Leia in the slave bikini and await your orders." [/quote]
What if it`s a guy asking the question?
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Male 17,512
Dress up as the Emperor and get a tazer gun, show him who`s master of the force.
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Male 1,229
Dress up like Princess Leia in the slave bikini and await your orders.
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Male 37,888
Link: Advice To The Lovelorn [Pic] [Rate Link] - What`s your advice, I-A-B ?
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