10 Amazing Parenting Hacks

Submitted by: drawman61 3 years ago

apart from the hammock
There are 21 comments:
Female 2,764
glue and glitter on a dollar bill??
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Female 6,381
Holding a pen or pencil properly: there`s a lost art! I see people using a proper grip so rarely I`m tempted to compliment them when I do. Any grip that forces you to move your whole hand to form letters, instead of just your fingers, is not only fatiguing, it makes for crabbed, messy, writing.
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Male 768
These were LAME as drat...
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Male 13,624
@LadyMorgue
ohhh, really, Im into fatherhood quite suddenly :-P
I know - Im a dreamer
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Male 837
"Fairytales don`t tell children that dragons exist: children already know that dragons exist. Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed."

Kids already know that Monsters are real. Monster Spray teaches kids to face the Monsters. I like it.
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Female 254
@mrPeabody

i chuckled a bit when i read your reply because.. well... lol here are some videos for you to explain why your pretentious suggestion is moot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FmH8jFLrwDU

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m3UtP-yA3h0

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0dF6sgv6at8
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Male 37,909

High enough a toddler can`t reach? No such thing!
I swear they levitate when no one`s looking.
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Male 1,920
[quote]a toddler is so pissed off that he cannot close the door all the way thanks to the doorjam noodle... lol then he figures out he can take it off... then makes a giant mess by breaking it apart all over the house.. lol tada!! [/quote]

Or you could just be smart enough to put the noodle high enough on the door that he can` t reach it. lol tada!!
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Female 3,194
the "monster spray" works great to snap a kid out of a tantrum.
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Male 3,314
Don`t like the monster spray. Teaches kids monsters are real.
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Female 254
lol so.. yeah... now picture this:

a toddler is so pissed off that he cannot close the door all the way thanks to the doorjam noodle... lol then he figures out he can take it off... then makes a giant mess by breaking it apart all over the house.. lol tada!!
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Female 4,039
Or you could just slap `em silly when they don`t do what you say.
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Male 1,803
I had no idea parenting was so easy.
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Male 2
Here is the easist hack:
DON`T HAVE CHILDREN
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Male 2,424
I wish my kids moved in slow motion...
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Male 5,874
Whenever I see sprinkles, I see Teddy sprinkles. The image is burned into my mind.
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Male 14,775
Brocolli with sprinkles. No kid in the world is that dumb
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Male 2,855
excellent way to raise them to be productive members of society in the real world!
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Male 2,552
Only one or two useful things.
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Female 1,516
I am officially ready for motherhood now. Thanks.
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Male 7,775
Link: 10 Amazing Parenting Hacks [Rate Link] - apart from the hammock
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