Superman Has Had Enough! [Pic]

Submitted by: Jake_Justus 3 years ago

But, does he have a point?
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Male 5,608
"...use it for the forces of good..."

*Later, at Lexcorp...
Lois: "You`ll never get away with this, Lex!!"
Lex: "Get away with what? I`ve got a full pardon. We`ve gone straight."
Lois: "No, Lex!! Don`t throw me off the roof!!"
Lex: "Can`t you `fall` off the roof of your own building?"
Lois: "OSHA made Perry put a net around the roof after my last accident..."
Mercy (inner monologue:) )-| "There has to be safer way for her to- Who am `I` kidding?"
Mercy: >-( "Ms. Lane, trespassing will not be tolerated." *scoops up lois*
*jumpcut to lois flying over the side of the helipad*
Lois: "Thanks, Mercy!!... SUPERMAN!!! HEEEELLLP!!!"
Mercy (inner monologue:) |-( "Good luck."
*sups intercepts*
Sups: "That does it. I`m getting you a watch like Jimmy`s."
Lois: "Oh. Do they vibrate?"
Sups: )-|
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Male 36,542
[quote]Lois: "A girls has needs, Superman."
Lana: "Mm-Hm..."[/quote]

@CodeJockey: THAT is something funny right there! :-)

You have a gift dude! I hope you use it for the forces of goodness... :rolleyes:
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Male 7,031

There was a 1953 episode of The Adventures of Superman titled "Panic in the Sky." In it, Superman saves the earth from an asteroid, but loses his memory in the process. There`s a scene where Clark is at home in his bed WITHOUT HIS GLASSES. Perry, Jimmy and Lois enter and look at him ... and don`t see Superman. They just see Clark without glasses. What`s funnier is that he`s asking them "Who Am I? Don`t you know who I am?"

It`s at 11:20 in this clip ...
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Male 5,608
""OMGing" wtf is wrong with you"
Hey, I could do an entire 135 panel book- hell, I could do and entire 3 season TV series on nothing but Clark`s updated speech, his inner conflict (he is tempted to use the League to take over the world to rid it of crime,) and the secret motivations of everyone that interacts with Superman (which act to keep him grounded.)
Including his bromance with Batman, complete with death pact.

Sups: "Here is a kryptonite bullet. Bruce, if something happens to me... If I go rogue again... I want it to be you..."
Bats: "...Now, I have two..."
Sups: * `_` *
Bats: "What?!!"
Sups: "I love you, man!!" *hugs the bejesus out of bats*
Bats: "GODDAMMIT, CLARK!!! STOP THIS!!!"
WW: "I feel like a fifth wheel."
Bats: "People are lookin`!!"
WW: "Bruce, does this mean dinner is off?"
Bats: "Dammit!"
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Male 2,855
"OMGing" wtf is wrong with you
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Male 5,608
Sups: "Are you people that stupid?"
Lois: "No. Of course, not."
Lana: "Well, I was THERE when you ripped off our school`s logo!"
Sups: "But, you let me do this for YEARS?!!!"
Lois: "We both though it was a shtick."
Sups: "OMG!!!"
Lana: "What are you `OMG`ing about? All our friends know and everybody played along."
Sups: "But, you let me-"
Lana: "We`re all in on it. How do you think you get so many great tips on where Superman should go?!"
Sups: "I`m a good reporter and-"
Lois: "Pff!! Well, I just like base jumping."
Sups: "I thought you were being thrown-"
Lois: "Oh, it`s real danger... With great, big "O`s" so hard!! Straightens my hair right out!!"
Sups: "JESUS!!!"
Lois: "A girls has needs, Superman."
Lana: "Mm-Hm..."
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Female 2,415
That`s kind of funny Draculya...
I deliberately avoid stupid men... thankfully that eliminates most of them!
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Male 36,542
Lolz! but the whole "secret identity" was a big, inside joke after the early years. The writes milked it for all it was worth, as seen here...

@OldOllie: I have bad news about Peter Parker... ;-)
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Male 15,832
Wait...Clark Kent is Superman?
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Male 450
Can`t remember which issue but I remember them explaining Superman had a sort of mass hypnosis he used to make himself appear different as Clark. So it wasn`t just the glasses. Kind of makes this just seem mean if that`s the case.
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Male 14,775
I deliberately select stupid women. Thankfully that eliminates very few.
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Male 7,031
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