Reasons For Insane Asylum Admission c1800s [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago Weird

Well I guess I should pack a bag then. Anyone want to come with me?
There are 32 comments:
Male 5,608
"This was a list that was given to the door men at New York City dance clubs in the late 1970`s."
Woman in mid 30`s: "My husband left me."
Bouncer (Barry White voice:) "Honey, come in here and shake yo` ass. SHAKE yo` ass like there`s no tomorrow..."
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Male 7,031

I think you guys have it wrong. This was a list that was given to the door men at New York City dance clubs in the late 1970`s. If you exhibited any of these symptoms, they let you in. That`s why it says "reasons for admission." The printer just messed up the dates.
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Male 13,624
Masturbation for 30 years
Im done
Novel reading, and 75 percent of those
Im in bedlam
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Female 3,696
Goddammit, Imaginary Female Trouble
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Male 17,512
I`d like to know, if you`ve ever masturbated, how the hell do you get out of there. because "Suppression of masturbation" is on the list.

Damned if you do, damned if you don`t.
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Male 1,497
Sweet, it says nothing about cannabis. Although the deranged masturbation one got me in there.
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Female 9,401
Asthma? I guess I`m going to have to check myself in then. And lol at Woman Troubles.
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Male 697
Novel Reading...come on locked up for reading a book that`s insane.
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Male 390
That would be some seriously bad whiskey.
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Male 5,874
I am relieved that I did not live in that century. They still say I`m mad, but I`m not.
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Male 15,832
16. Take me away.
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Male 2,675
"The way that list is organized is triggering my OCD."

I know, right?!?
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Female 1,478
Salvation Army, lol. Yikes.. you had to be literally perfect to avoid being committed.
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Male 100
My favorite:

BAD COMPANY... and I won`t deny!

Meh, lock me up too. Excuse me which way to the swimming pool and what time will dinner be served? Oh and please remind the chef I`m doing a cleanse this week and I would prefer only raw non processed foods.
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Male 771
what the hell is bad whiskey? if it doesn`t kill ya, then its good whiskey..
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Male 2,549
@Gerry, I think that they have the sons covered in a diagnosis of "Death of Sons in War" and "Marriage of Son".
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Male 11,740
I could get in for at least half of those.
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Male 904
The way that list is organized is triggering my OCD.
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Male 5,608
Was "imaginary female trouble" supposed to be "having issues with female who don`t exist" or "having issues over problems that don`t exist but, relate to females who do exist?"

"Religious enthusiasm." `Nough said...

"Deranged masturbation." In`er net, you`re goin` to the nut house!!

"Novel reading." Because there was no where else to read...
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Male 37,888

"shooting of daughter"
`cause shooting of son is totally sane.
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Male 50
Bad Habits and Political Excitement? There goes the Government!
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Male 36,374
Intemperance DANG! I didn`t make it past #1 :-)

So many different kinds of masturbation...

And what`s wrong with Bad Company?



They had some decent tunes!
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Male 220
Bad Habits and Political Excitement? There goes the Democratic Party!
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Male 1,063
Bad Habits and Political Excitement? There goes the Republican Party!
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Male 321
Well I can say... without a doubt... I am not Crazy. I told them all I was the only normal one left... I told them.....
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Male 1,920
[quote]Novel Reading? Seriously?[/quote]
Twilight.
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Male 3,445
Masturbation for 30 years? That guy should get a medal for stamina.
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Male 833
gunshot wound?
clearly you must be crazy!

fell off your horse in war?
time to fit you for a straight jacket
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Male 7,775
Their parents were cousins but THEY had to be committed? wtf?
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Male 1,558
religion still is a good reason- they`re all f ucking crazy
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Male 3,842
Novel Reading? Seriously?
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Female 8,044
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