This Man Stole Human Brain, Named It Freddy, And Used It To Get High

Submitted by: kalron27 9 months ago Weird
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Joshua Lee Long, 26, was arrested on suspicion of burglary last Thursday, but later he was slapped with additional charges after Cumberland County, Pennsylvania cops say they found a human brain hidden in a plastic Walmart shopping bag beneath his friend Robbie Lee Zoller's trailer park home.

Officers say Long hid the brain, which he had nicknamed 'Freddy', underneath the trailer home's front steps and that he and Zoller used the embalming fluid coating the outside to soak marijuana, which they smoked.

There are 13 comments:
Male 1,011
So that's where Hillarys brain has been all this time. It's obvious, now............(just to be fair. Take your pick.)
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Male 1,011
So that's where Donalds brain has been all this time. It's obvious, now.
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Male 1,255
I mean... wat?!
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Female 3,391
It was either Hans Delbrook or Abby someone... Abby Normal I think
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Male 916
this is what comes of stupid myths that PCP is formaldehyde.
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Male 730
Trailer parks, drugs and a rouge medical school brain in a box: what really surprised me is that it didn't happen in Florida.
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Male 1,906
maybe they got the idea from watching zombie movies.. it sounds like it would make an interesting plot as to how an infestation comes to effect.
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Male 3,430
they soaked weed in embalming fluid? why? nevermind i dont care enough to know. they smoked it? what ever i dont care. seriously? i dont even care where they got it or why they named it freddy, because i mean, what would you call it? of course, you probably wouldnt call it anything because youre not going to steal a human brain. i mean, if they just soaked the weed in the embalming fluid, did they need the brain? did the embalming fluid need to have a brain soaked in it? what ever i dont care! fuck, im going to be thinking about this one for the rest of the night.
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Male 4,989
Brains add flavor, That's why Zombies love em
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Male 282
You know I think it was Benjamin Franklin who coined the old proverb, "An embalming fluid coated brain under the trailer is worth two in dumb ass pot heads!"
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Male 4,989
Brainsssssssss. I thought about submitting this story but I thought no one would believe it.
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Female 4,086
where did he get the brain?
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Male 74
the stupid is strong in this one
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