This Nutty Pennsylvania Gal Went To Jail Because Of Her Loud Sex [Pics]

Submitted by: thezigrat 9 months ago Weird
woman-has-too-loud-sex-furniture-1

From YRD.com: A woman from Red Lion pleaded guilty on Wednesday to disorderly conduct in a case in which police said she had sex so loud that it shook a dresser and bed in her neighbor's home.

Amanda Warfel, 25, was ordered to spend 45 to 90 days in York County Prison. She's already served that sentence, but is being held on a detainer from Lancaster County.  It was not immediately clear why that's in place.

woman-loud-sec-penn
There are 20 comments:
Male 1,255
45-90 days in jail for making noise? This doesn't add up. I guess I never realized how fucking totalitarian Pennsylvania is.
0
Reply
Male 4,995
@Gerry1of1 You just made me spit out my tea all over my screen laughing.
0
Reply
Male 38,290
@ TheZigRat - then my job is done here
0
Reply
Male 38,290
Ever had Rodeo Sex ? You get into Doggie position then tell her you think her sister is hotter than her..... then hold on !!!!!
0
Reply
Male 38,290
Sometimes, during sex, I moan really loudly to mask the sound of a fart.
0
Reply
Male 38,290
Sex is the number one selling product in the world.
0
Reply
Female 1,329
She should sue for all it's worth. Locked up for that, what's next, a crying baby in the middle of the night?
0
Reply
Male 4,995
You know you're good when you make your partner Warfel. Let's make this an actual word :-)
0
Reply
Male 4,995
Sex on an elevator has its ups and downs.
0
Reply
Male 38,290
When you do that you lower yourself
0
Reply
Male 4,995
@Gerry1of1 GROANSSSS
0
Reply
Male 4,995
She was just overcum with joy. I live about 5 miles from her and On a clear day (several times a day) you can hear her. BTW Camping is the worst time to break up with your lover. I mean have you ever tried to slam a tent door out of anger?
0
Reply
Male 201
#AnachronisticAmericanPuritanicalBullshit
0
Reply
Male 38,290
True story. My neighbor is a ginger and his special name for his penis is ' Moses '......... you're going to think about that a bit and when you get it you're going to groan
0
Reply
Male 38,290
Her arrest is like elevator sex - Wrong on so many levels
0
Reply
Male 5,723
It may be particularly noteworthy that nowhere in the story does it indicate that she was actually with anyone.
0
Reply
Male 38,290
She should have gone camping to have sex. No neighbors to worry and its fucking inTents .................. badumBum
0
Reply
Male 7,636
*slow clap*
0
Reply
Female 3,392
lmao heyooo!
0
Reply
Female 3,392
I used to make all kinds of noise in bed! I still do, but its just when I get in or out of it.... :/
0
Reply