The Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner With Trump & Clinton Was A Train Wreck

Submitted by: lalapancakes 6 months ago Funny News & Politics

Come on I-A-B, how did you not post about the Trump and Hillary roast during my weekend writing hiatus? I would've suspected someone would have gotten to this. No? Well, ok. One of my friends posted this gem to my newsfeed asking why we can’t just have roasts instead of debates? I agree. Here, here!

Some key moments of the roast are when Hillary jokes about how much money she should be making for doing the roast in front of bankers and when Trump throws his wife under the bus for plagiarizing Michelle Obama’s speech...

Full roast, of which I do not have the time or patience to watch, right here on this clicky thing. God speed, you meddling kids.

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Male 4,952
@Squrlz4Ever you forgot to tell were Bill Clinton and Obama rushed in to give her aid while tghe secret service drew their guns and force the Trump to the floor, and then taze the Pope
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Male 4,952
I was watching it live and there was no stumble.
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Male 37,267
It was very minor, I saw it when I found some UNEDITED (very important!) footage. It is trivial! But it MUST BE CENSORED by the MSM...
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Male 3,293
One nice thing about US elections is they always bring out the best in everyone.
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Male 303
Trump went into the lions den here and came out without a scratch. He roasted them all on the spit they prepared for him. The "boos" are from hacks that are so far up Hillary's ass that they can't breathe without permission.
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Male 2,101
Actually, I watched this on the live feed and I'm amazed out how much was edited out. As Hillary walked toward the podium, not only did she stumble, she collapsed to the floor. About five or six of the people present shot out of their chairs to check on her. That's when the medevac helicopter swooped in. It was touch and go, but with the application of some vigorous CPR and a big-ass shot of what I'm guessing was adrenaline, she then twitched her feet a bit and seemed to slowly come back to life. With the assistance of the Secret Service, she was then hoisted to her feet and managed to feebly shuffle her way to the podium. All told, it was about 15 minutes of edge-of-your-seat drama--all very conveniently edited out by the lying liberal mainstream media, the bastards.
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Male 730
Where did you get the unedited version, Fox News?
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Male 1,408
You can't trust the media anymore...
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Male 37,267
That is the point here, you accidentally got it right. :-/ Stopped clocks I guess...
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Male 6,430
CONSPIRACY THEORY!
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Male 6,430
Trump was funny for most of it until he started going down the dark alley of attacking Clinton. When he went there he got booed. Hillary was semi funny at least as funny as she's capable of being.
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Male 4,952
The amazing dissapearing posts again? I did find The Trumps joke about the Michalle and his wife's speaches the best joke of the night though. The pardon me was good too untill The Trump decided to expand upon it, that's when the boos started from a largely rich deeply religious republican crowd (the same type The Trump calles one of his voter bases.
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Male 37,267
Zigrat: Sometimes when you hit submit and it doesn't show up? Try Refresh: that often shows it. :-)
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Male 4,952
It was posted but then when I refreshed the page it dissapeared, so I wated about 10 minutes and reloged on IAB but it was still gone so I tried posting it again note the 2nd posting, Then it reappeared after about 2o minutes.
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Male 37,267
Woah! That's a weird one!! I didn't think things COULD get more weird at IAB! But I was mistaken, eh? ;-)
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Male 4,952
I watched this very closely trying to read both Clinton and the Trumps body language. I did not see Hillary "stumble" to the podium. I did see the Trump's mannerisms, as he clinched his fist several times during his "roasting" of Clinton which was more hurtful accusation than roast type ribbing. He did manage a good one though aimed at his wife though. I also noted the angry reaction of the priest when the Trump lashed out at the church. As to editing how can they edit out something that did not happen and unless 5's was there, I doubt he could only see what every one else saw. I doubt 5's would have been there as to the fact it was an invite only affair and many more influential people weren't such as former President Clinton.
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Male 8,024
Don't know why its a train wreck. I thought they both did a pretty good job.
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Male 1,259
I agree with God. I thought it was great. Don's line about the same speech may have been the best one. Shame it deteriorated.
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Male 6,430
Are you serious 5cats?
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Male 37,267
Does this 'full video' show Hillary stumbling towards the podium? 6 feet away and she needed assistance. Of course all the MSM and even the 'official' video edited that out; because it might harm Hillary's election chances her health is definitely 'not news' at all. Meanwhile? The MSM shouted about how Trump got 'boos' for some of his jokes, while (of course) failing to say that Hillary did too... just another day for the DNC Propaganda Machine.
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Male 4,392
Here's the unedited video (1:35:15 mark). Sorry, 5Cats, there's no stumble. Just because you want it to be true doesn't make it so.
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Male 4,392
5Cats, you claimed a few weeks ago that you always admit when you are wrong. The video I linked to clearly shows the missing frames and there is no stumble - not even a wobble. So here's your chance to admit, for the first time ever on IAB, that you made a mistake. That you were misled by a partisan blog. Are you man enough to admit you were wrong?
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Male 8,024
LOL. Good luck with that. @5Cats claimed that indecent exposure WAS sexual assault and sexual assault WAS rape. We went back and forth on it. Finally I sent him the law statutes that show they have separate definitions with differing sentences. He just stopped responding instead of admitting he was wrong.
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Male 4,392
Yeah, he posted three comments after I wrote this. Two of which doubled down on the lie that she stumbled, when the unedited video I linked to clearly shows she didn't stumble in any way. The funniest part is he is now saying it was "very minor" when in the very top comment he stated she stumbled so bad she needed help. I don't have time for liars and I definitely don't have time for weak men who can't admit when they are wrong.
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Male 4,952
I watched this very closely trying to read both Clinton and the Trumps body language. I did not see Hillary "stumble" to the podium. I did see the Trump's mannerisms, as he clinched his fist several times during his "roasting" of Clinton which was more hurtful accusation than roast type ribbing. He did manage a good one though aimed at his wife though. I also noted the angry reaction of the priest when the Trump lashed out at the church. As to editing how can they edit out something that did not happen and unless 5's was there, I doubt he could only see what every one else saw. I doubt 5's would have been there as to the fact it was an invite only affair and many more influential people weren't
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Male 8,024
@5Cats probably didn't even watch it. Some right wing nut he follows on twitter said something and he believed it. His head is just an empty vessel to be filled by the conservative loony farm.
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Male 198
Actually, 5cats is right.  During the live feed she stumbles and has to grab the back of a chair.  When I looked at the recorded version later, you can catch a blib in the video where they have edited that out.
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Male 37,267
Thanks dkm458! I NEVER said it was a 'big deal' to be clear: it's just a little stumble. Spit happens! People get dizzy or step on something, no sweat! UNLESS you are the MSM! Then ANY appearance AT ALL of frailty (she's old for fuck's sake!) or ill health MUST BE CENSORED! That is, once again, the issue here. Not that any IAB Liberals will 'get it' since they LOVE censorship! As long as it supports their cause? It's A-OK! For the rest of us? Censoring the news to support ONE political party is deplorable! Even something as TINY as a little stumble? Censorship is required? Really?
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