If You Ever Find A 40-Foot-Long Whip In Your Backyard, Just Ignore It

Submitted by: fancylad 2 weeks ago Science

Physics 4, Bryan 0.
There are 23 comments:
Male 97
Since he actually says that was one of the dumbest things he's ever done, he really has led quite a dull and uneventful life.  On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being base jumping, that wasn't even a 2.
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Male 210
Missing: 9 metre tall guy with a cigarette the size of a cricket bat at the other end of the field!
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Male 97
stifler THAT would be worth the price of admission
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Male 38,066
Having seen how the whip behaved..... why didn't he just jump to the side after starting the motion?
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Female 9,436
Gerry1of1 That was my first thought. He has plenty of time to move, but he just stands there.
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Male 1,793
panth753 Okay, I'll speak of the 800-lb gorilla in the room. Maybe he discovered he likes being whipped?
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Male 4,457
If you ever find  a 40 whip in your yard, Look around for 50 foot foot prints, call the police and leave the area as quickly and quietly as possible as not to attract the whips owner's attention



Attack of the 75 foot tall S/M Ass Masters!!!
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Male 1,793
I think the funniest part is that, having seen how the whip behaved once, he felt the need to crack it again three more times.
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Male 4,457
squrlz4ever have a peanut, I cleaned it off, see no mucus!
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Male 1,373
squrlz4ever Definition of insanity...
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I can't see the cattle he was cracking that whip at...
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Male 38,066
barry9a Must be one big cow
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Male 4,457
Gerry1of1 Maybe it was one of those Cows from Mooscow meeting with Strumpy's office chiefs?
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Male 38,066
thezigrat Your cow puns are just terriBULL
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Male 4,457
Gerry1of1 Need a Cowtapult?
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Male 4,457
Gerry1of1 A Cowtastrophy?
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Male 4,457
Gerry1of1 Apocalypse Cow!
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Female 3,292
thezigrat All I wanted to do is fucking cook!  I just wanted to learn to fucking cook [hamburgers] man!
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Male 4,457
thezigrat ~Bows at rim shot then skitters off~
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Male 38,066
thezigrat I am not aMOOsed! Let's raise the STEAKs 'cause I got the MOOs like Jagger, heffer! It's PASTURE bedtime little nut!
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Gerry1of1 you're a dad, aren't you :)
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Male 38,066
barry9a Why do you ask? Do those sound like Did Jokes?  But yes, My boy is 30, a lawyer, and last December gave me a grandson...... Oh, and unusually he is actually married to the baby momma
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Gerry1of1 Yeah, they sounded like dad jokes :)

Good to hear of your family, sounds like they're hale and happy.
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