ISIS Finally Weighs In On Trump Since He's Been Elected President And It Ain't Nice

Submitted by: fancylad 3 weeks ago News & Politics


Ouch, everyone's a critic. ISIS has been pretty quiet about America's changing of the presidents ever since Trump stepped into office. I know you're wondering where ISIS weighs in in Trump so here is it...

"America, you have drowned and there is no savior, and you have become prey for the soldiers of the caliphate in every part of the earth," ISIS spokesman Abi al-Hassan al-Muhajer said in a recording released on Tuesday on messaging network Telegram. You are bankrupt and the signs of your demise are evident to every eye."

"...There is no more evidence than the fact that you are being run by an idiot who does not know what Syria or Iraq or Islam is."

Well, he's not wrong there.

"Die of spite America, die of spite, a nation where both young and old are racing to die in the name of God will not be defeated."

I think the real takeaway here is that ISIS has an official spokesman. ISIS has a spokesman and for the life of me, I can't find an intern to save my life.
There are 22 comments:
Male 1,052
Why do we give a shit what they think again?
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Male 1,877
I foresee Memes...lots of Memes...
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Male 3,475
When I think of these people wanting me to die, I reflect on my favorite passage of my favorite novel; "To the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee! Thus I gave up the spear!
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Male 2,382
"You are bankrupt and the signs of your demise are evident to every eye."

Sounds familiar...maybe they'll call for "death to the presidency" next.
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Male 4,029
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Male 1,067
And I'm sure if Hillary won they would have said we're weak for electing a woman. Did anyone really think they'd stop and say, "oh my, wow, great selection America. Guess we should just stop now while we're ahead. We just can't compete with your new selection as president."
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Male 520
lukeforv123 Yeah, it really wouldn't have mattered who got elected at all, they would have found some problem with it.  They hate us and everything we do and no matter what, they will likely hate us.  
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Male 3,293
We'll see.
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Male 270
this is like the one time I've been glad to have him as president, I couldn't think of anyone else we could've elected that would've pissed off ISIS more... well? You shouldn't have been talking shit.
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Male 4,392
thething911 Actually it is the other way around. They love that Trump was elected President. He is the perfect spokesman to further divide the West and people of the Islamic faith. He is a terrorist recruiters dream President.
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Male 270
markust123 well, if more people step up to be bombed, then we can always bomb more people. If all it took for you to enlist with ISIS was some buffoon being elected the head of a foreign country, you were well overdue some rocket sandwich.
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Male 4,392
thething911 "If all it took for you to enlist with ISIS was some buffoon being elected the head of a foreign country..."

It's not "all it took" but furthering the divide like Trump is doing does help the recruiters. It makes their job radicalizing people that much easier. I really don't understand how people don't get this.
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Male 270
markust123 no. I get it man. It does make their jobs easier. I just don't care
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Male 4,392
thething911 Fair enough.
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Male 3,293
markust123 I'm from the West and don't give a fuck about anyone's faith or if there are any divisions between any. In fact, I prefer to be divided, I don't even want to know what someone's faith is.
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Male 4,952
 "Die of spite America, die of spite, a nation where both young and old are racing to die in the name of God will not be defeated."
Correct we will not be defeated

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Male 300
At least until we get responsible leadership again.  Those guys are probably right.
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Male 50
Don't know what you people think about Trump. But the opinion of these a$$h0le$ doesn't mean a thing.
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Male 1,195
I think that this is just an attempt t jump on the band wagon and influence the American voting public there should be an investigation in to who knew what and when. ----In the long run who cares what a terrorist group that is plotting (unsuccessfully apparently) to take over the world and turm it in to a Caliphate Muslim state has to say about anything. 
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Male 299
Hire an Intern ?
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