Putter The Squirel Has A Pretty Nice Little Ice Cream Scam Going With The North Carolina Locals

Submitted by: rumham 2 weeks ago Funny


Then again, who could resist those eyes?
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Male 1,050
Twice a day? DIABEETUS!
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Male 313
D'awwww :)
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Male 4,941
Must you woo every Girl Squrl you see?
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Male 4,941
thezigrat Aww the picture didn't show
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Male 2,085
Such a cutie. And definitely a female squirrel (i.e., a sow). One of the ways a hooman can tell the gender of a squirrel is to watch how it takes its food from you. Sows tend to be polite and gently take the offering; boars (i.e., males), once they get past their initial fear of you, tend to be grabby and rude.
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Male 956
squrlz4ever Hoomans can always tell because girl squrlz don't have that giant hairy nut sack following around under that twitching tail.
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Male 4,941
scheckydamon That's where they carry their nuts when their paws are full
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Male 1,639
thezigrat you said nuts...
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Male 4,941
rumham heh heh heh heh
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Male 4,941
squrlz4ever That's good to know my little non food friend 
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Male 251
What's with the squirrel news dominating lately? Are they taking over the planet?
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Male 1,329
fuad119 I suggest you resign yourself to service of the furry overlords now.  It will be easier for everyone.  

You can play nice and have this:



or you can fight it and wake up to these guys:
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Male 956
insaneai All your  nutz is ours or else we shall roost in your roof.
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Male 251
insaneai I don't mind the squirrel overlords as long as they keep off from my nuts.
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